January 2010
16 posts
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D: So you’re telling me, ima non. smoka.. ?
S: Yes-well, Just, For now.
C: & here’s another problem, Bianca said, that Kat likes Pretty Guys.
S&C: ………………………
D: Are you telling me I’m not a pretty guy?
S: .. HE’S a VERY pretty guy! Look at him! He’s a GAW-JUSS guuuy :D
D: (thats what i thought...
Ronnie XD
I would give ha a pack of bubblegum. a picture of ma dick & a pack of bubblegum and say Chew On This.
haha [;
S: So, am i like, special?
R: Yeah.
S: Ronnie?!
I Refuse
to explain myself. dont ask me why i do the things i do unless you actually wanna hear the answer. im not trying to make YOU vegetarian. im doing it for myself. i think im going vegan until my parents buy organic eggs & milk. i feel like im on strike. in my OWN home. i dont even crave the foods that im used to craving. [: i think im doing pretty good. this is day 2[:
woke up, went downstairs,...
Internal Debate - CollegeHumor
Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
joanna & paige
what the fuck? really now. yous gon be mad & bitch how you didnt get to go to the party & how you dissapointed a bunch of people? really? why dont chu get a life & stop tryna be who you’re not.
the plan was for all yall to come to ma house after school then we was gon go to the party. SORRY i was vomitting my fucking guts out. thanks for being considerate. Bitches. i dont care...
Tomorrow
i plan on strictly eating fruits and vegies. maybe some granola bars on the side [: i’ve read online & watched videos & im pretty much convinced. some people do it for better health, some for better skin, some because of animal cruelty, others for losing weight, others because of whatever reason. i wanna do it for all of the above. i wanna make a fresh start. starting by eating...
& Let Your Mind Free
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYgolly G, Jesus, LORDINHEAVEN!, fucking UGH! so i wake up this morning, take a shower, and while the time inches closer and closer to when i have to leave to go to the bus stop, i start feeling nauseous. D; im only in my bra and underwear when i tell my mom i dont feel good and she said she’d take me later. i crawl back into bed, trying not to mess up my hair, nd eat...
